Total Medals Earned: 1,786 (From 213 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,930 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 10/10 (310/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
It's part of the grind
Medals Earned: 5/5 (225/225 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch ten fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Medals Earned: 18/33 (190/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
What's behind the curtain?
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Is that what future TV looks like?
Now that's a poster!
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
I just need a break
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
Self-Promotion
Aaargh
Vibes
Just you vs the world
Dreaaams
Sunny at the pool party
Meditate and mediate
It's really just a black notebook
Doooooom
What does the C stand for?
A little guy with a crown
KickAss Girl
Legend of Lonk
DevilGarage FTW
Windmill windmill
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
Jeff!!!
That's a Penguin boy